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Dear Louie:

Thanks so much for taking the heat off of me! You have made my St. Patrick's Day DUI episode, look like a walk in the park! I am so happy right now, I think I'm going to have a drink. Nothing's better than getting drunk and driving to celebrate!

I don't know how Jack is going to hide this one for you, but good luck! I was drunker than a pack of Indians on payday, but what you did was pretty stupid. I mean c'mon Louie, its a phone; don't you even know how to hang up a phone?

There's a village somewhere missing their Idiot Louie, cause he's running our Transit Division. The good news is at the Annual Policemen's Ball, you are sure to be a shoe-in for the AssClown of the Year Award. Jack told me the winner will be receiving two tickets to Yuma.

I have a good lawyer if you need one. I really didn't need them cause Jack was going to sweep this DUI under the rug for me. It's pretty easy to lose or misplace my breathalyzer results, but you really screwed the pooch with those phone messages. It appears you messed with people who have 20 years of software experience and spend their lives working on the Internet and in Public Relations. Louie, I hate to be the first to tell you this, but I think getting BPC off your ass is never going to happen in your lifetime. This is going to be the proverbial turd that you can't flush down the toilet.

I hear the new Target on 7th & Bell is hiring in their Theft Prevention Department. I can put in a good word for you. Thanks again for all your help.

Cheers,

Steve S.

While this is clearly a Parody, it isn't far from the truth. Read about this story here:

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http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2008/03/24/20080324abrk-policedui0324-ON.html

If you are serious about contacting us, we are serious about protecting your identity. We don’t care who you are or where you work, we really don’t want to know who you are but if you tell us, we can quickly surmise through our network if you are truly a good cop or trying to fool us like Luca Brasi. We just care about the info you give us and the dirt on the Phoenix Police Department.

So here are the top 10 things to protect yourself, protect your family and keep you employed in the Phoenix PD (or any PD or state agency). While we are sure you can use these for other high crimes like identity theft, child porn, etc. surfing the web and utilizing your first amendment right to free speech in complete anonymity requires an equal amount of surreptitious and clandestine efforts.

First Line of Defense – Protect your IP Address

Right now set as your home page a website like www.hidemyass.com . Each time you open up your browser, browse our blog and website exclusively through this portal or a portal like it. This costs you nothing. Leave comments the same way. It will hide your IP address (the digital signature on your computer). Consider it like wearing gloves!

Second Line of Defense – Obtain an Email that is Hosted Anonymously

While no email is 100% foolproof and is subject to subpoenas, get one thru www.hidemyass.com or go to our favorite www.hushmail.com When signing up use nothing that is real (name, phone number, etc). and never add a second email onto it for security. Sign up through hidemyass or while web browsing through an IronKey. Caution: You must log into hushmail every 20-30 days or the account gets locked. You can pay $40-50 dollars per annum to never have it lock on you. We personally like Hushmail because it is based outside of the United States. Before you throw down a credit card and “buy” a Hushmail account, look at the 3^rd line of defense…

Third Line of Defense – Never use a Personal Credit Card to Purchase Software, Email Accounts or Phones

Go to your local grocery store and buy (with cash) an American Express or Visa gift card. Never buy it with a credit card. Never buy it at your bank either. Use this untraceable credit card to buy cell phones, software, or emails.

Fourth Line of Defense – Buy an IronKey

IronKeys are industrial grade USBs that allow you to browse the Internet, undetected. Open up an Internet browser within an IronKey and use www.hidemyass.com Use your untraceable credit card to buy the IronKey. is the best protection we know of. The cheapest IronKey is about $80, but it is money well spent to protect your job and protect you from bogus NOIs.

Fifth Line of Defense – Use Your Iron Key on a Public Computer or a Family Computer

If your Iron Key is ever compromised and is traced back, having it on the family computer will help you. While it may be frowned upon in the Phoenix police department to speak ill will of your department or any associates, it is hardly criminal. If you do it you may get a bogus NOI, get demoted or get fired. If your family member does it though, its free speech and not you! They can’t serve NOIs on family members. See our point? It’s tough for anyone to prove who is on a computer or better yet ask to borrow your kid’s computer and use your IronKey. No one will ever know.

Sixth Line of Defense - Buy a Throw Away Cell Phone

Cheap and easy like a few girls we know. A phone is $20 dollars at any Radio Shack or Best Buy. A card to charge is $10 - $25 dollars. We have several which we use exclusively to call our cop contacts. It’s money well spent.

Seventh Line of Defense - Send us Items via Snail Mail (regular mail) and in Paper Format – non electronic

Electronic items leave a signature. Send us paper (or old school photographs). We scan what you send, then shred it, then burn the shred. It’s completely non traceable by the Phoenix PD. You can also ask around the Phoenix PD and find one of our current sources and give the docs to them to hand to us. If you send us something electronically (like a photo of a nameplate) send it to us on your throw away phone or the phone of a friend or child – but never your own.

Eighth Line of Defense – Never Use Your Real Name and Pick a Bogus Identity

Go to www.dirtysounding.com and pick a name for you to use and for us. Or pick your first pet’s name (as your first name) and the street you grew up on (as your last name). Never tell us who you are and we will never ask. Tell us you’re Jack Harris and we will believe you.

Ninth Line of Defense – Ask and Find the Good Cops with the Phoenix PD

There are many who support us. Find them. They will be easy to find. There are many more who like and support us, then Jack Harris. These cops will provide insight and help with how to contact us and how to protect your job.

Tenth Line of Defense – If You Don’t Care, then Neither Will We!

We speak with a lot of retired cops. Cops who are fed up. If you don’t care to hide what you know and who you are, then we don’t either. While we will do everything to protect your identity, we don’t ask for your driver’s license or any ID when we speak. If you are not afraid of being identified, then speak as you please and don’t hide anything!

And the Ultimate Defense?

Take your laptop and go to a non Starbucks coffee shop that offers free wifi and no video cameras. Buy coffee in cash. Log into your IronKey under hidemyass.com and you can virtually do whatever you want! HA!